Ain't That A Kick In The Head

Gretchen is an animal lover. Even though we owned a couple of dogs, and a couple of cockatiels, and a parakeet, and an aquarium full of fish, she felt a great void in her life. It was a void that could only be filled by the addition of chickens, like live ones living in the back yard.  If you ever want to try your hand and suburban chicken ranching it is an easy thing to do. Just build a hutch, or better yet get your spouse to build one, then go to     mypetchicken.com .   Th ere you can point and peck your way to the purchase of poultry paradise.  She  did this. She selected the birds she wanted and when the chicks hatched they were sent out the next day via express mail.  They were only 99 cents each. (   + shipping and handling.  No warranty expressed or implied.  Void where prohibited.)      The post office called and said: "You have a package that peeping." It was clear from the start that one of the ...